My mom had some Grace Kelly movie on and there was a scene where Grace Kelly is in her pajamas like first thing after waking up and this exchange happens
Mom: (sarcastically) ‘cause we all look like that first thing in the morning don’t we?
Me: (jokingly) I know I do!
Mom: you do though! It’s unfair to the rest of us! You always look so perfect right after waking up!
The only possible conclusion: I’m as pretty as Grace Kelly
Or my mom was just being nice
… Who am I kidding, I’m gorgeous!
HIIIYA! Ms. Piggy is a fucking winner.
Miss Piggy is my freaking role model.
I was never into the Muppets as a kid because they terrified me, but I’m thinking that I should give it a second go because this is a style philosophy I can get behind.(via brofisting)
So. Who wants to see this calendar?