December 2011
Best compliment ever?
My mom had some Grace Kelly movie on and there was a scene where Grace Kelly is in her pajamas like first thing after waking up and this exchange happens
Mom: (sarcastically) ‘cause we all look like that first thing in the morning don’t we?
Me: (jokingly) I know I do!
Mom: you do though! It’s unfair to the rest of us! You always look so perfect right after waking up!
The only possible conclusion: I’m as pretty as Grace Kelly
Or my mom was just being nice
… Who am I kidding, I’m gorgeous!
November 2011
“First, remember that style comes in all sizes, so the bigger you are, the more style you have. And second, draw attention to your best features by pointing at them, and conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who mentions them.”
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Those fashion tips are courtesy of noted style icon and total badass Miss Piggy. (via fuckyeahwomenprotesting2)
HIIIYA! Ms. Piggy is a fucking winner.
(via hamburgerjack)
Miss Piggy is my freaking role model.
(via pilgrimkitty)
I was never into the Muppets as a kid because they terrified me, but I’m thinking that I should give it a second go because this is a style philosophy I can get behind.
(via brofisting)
“I love teasing kids, I go, ‘I know what’s on the other side of the veil,’ ‘cause Sirius Black goes through that veil and then he’s gone, and they look at me and ask, ‘what?’ and I say, ‘Batman.’”
—Gary Oldman (via unilintu)
"This location served as Peter’s Birthday spot. The man came to work on his birthday without much fanfare until the dwarves surprised him with their present… a calendar that featured each dwarf in some inappropriate position. Think of it as a Hunky Firemen calendar but instead of hunky firemen it was all hunky dwarves in the most ridiculous romance book cover positions imaginable."
So. Who wants to see this calendar?
