May 2013
babyferaligator:
Studies show that if theres gonna be free food I will show up 100% of the time
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buttgenie:
i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens
#especially those sarcastic witty teachers who have amazing comebacks but everyone is fucking moronic and not intelligent enough to understand the beauty of what theyre saying and i get so upset
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zatnikatel:
thespywhospies:
What if Cas does die a human and when he returns to heaven, Metatron expects a masterpiece of a story of the pretty wife, children and grandchildren but all he gets is
DEAN DEAN BLA BLA BLA SUCKED HIS BLA BLA BLABLA DEAN BLA IN THA BUTT BLABLABLA DEAN DEAN DEAN BLABLA BEST SEX EVER
I wonder how this major S10 plot point leaked so far in advance?
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kookyteen:
i want an episode of hannibal where will and hanni get really stoned and will’s like ” oh man lets go get some munchies” and hanni’s like yeah so they drive out to 7-11 and they meet back at the till like 10 minutes later and hannibal has a dead body and will has cheetos and hes like what
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[[MORE]]So like 85% of the time I have a freakishly good relationship with my mom. But sometimes I just can’t with her. Tori was planning on dyeing my hair purple, but I wasn’t planning on bleaching my hair or anything so really it would just be some vaguely purple highlights (and nothing I haven’t done before). But when I mentioned this to her she just completely lost her shit...
shesdonejim:
john cho is a quality individual
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cuddlefeyrac:
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
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Nine: I think I was in love once.
Ten: Really? What was her name?
Nine: Her name was Rose.
Ten: Doctor, we all love Rose.
Nine: I love Rose because she's fantastic. She always knew just what to say and she made me better.
Ten: Oh, yes! Rose was brilliant. All soft and warm and clever and so very human.
Eleven: I love River!
Nine: ...
Ten: ...
Eleven: I love Clara!
Ten: Doctor, are you just looking at girls in the universe and saying that you love them?
Eleven: I love... fez.
Ten: Do you really love fez, or are you just saying that because you saw it?
Eleven: I - I love fez! I love fez.
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prongsmydeer:
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
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joshreads:
veterans of the LiveJournal Ad Wars need to start counselling tumblr teens now
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dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
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dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
hairandglasses:
demmonz:
demmonz:
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?
finally, a good use for this thing
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punmonster:
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
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My Dad said that if I get 200,000,000,000 notes...
fuckyeahlucifersupernatural:
kototyph:
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jenkotsu:
fuckyeahlucifersupernatural:
……………wait. Is that even possible…
FOR SATAN
I think I might get released in a hundred or so years at this rate! That’s not bad!
#signal boost for satan u go satan follow ur dreams!!!!!!11
One day. One day.
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fishscalepanties:
darkrobins:
on one hand i want a nightwing movie, but on the other hand i know they’d totally prob fuck him up and try to make him ~gritty~ like batman
i think id just really like them to start with a super gritty voice over and the actor portraying dick grayson doing the gargling-marbles christopher nolan batman voice
then just have him choke and cough and be like “how...
drarna:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
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antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
